sampippy: ([pos] Too much money.)
Xanthippe Voorhees ([personal profile] sampippy) wrote 2019-03-19 12:54 am (UTC)

"Yeah, I guess I did."

There was maybe a nervous quality to her smirk. Just slightly. But she was leading him into her room steadily enough, all the same.

"So... I took this class earlier this year that was about, like, human sexuality? And one of the assignments was to go to a sex shop and like, write about the experience. Which I didn't do --" Because she'd chickened out. "-- so I totally faked my paper, but only kinda, because I did do really extensive research on the website of a store. You know, to do everything that the assignment required except actually go in a store."

Okay she was getting sidetracked. Get to the point, Xan!

"Uh, so anyway, I... spent a really long time looking at what they were selling, and I, actually, totally ended up ordering something. A glass... toy."

You could not get her to say 'dildo', you just couldn't.

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