Was he getting cheesier with every visit? Xan was pretty sure he was.

"I knew I should've bought you a gag, like, oh my God," Xanthippe told him with an amused eye roll, already pulling herself off him so she could go find her phone. It was in her coat, which was... probably discarded by the door.

Just like her dress was about to be, right here on the floor. He'd already peeled it halfway off her, anyway.